I hope one of these bitches gets hit by a bus
(via nolovelikeapathy)
Source: dissheabear
Here’s a list that entails my everyday job happenings:
-black people having sex in the wave pool.
-ghetto black girls giving me attitude when I blow my whistle at them.
-finding a weave on top of a trash can.
-largest nipples ever seen on a man.
-black girls boobs (cup size of GOD DAMN.)
-a crackhead.
-a woman breaking her neck and having to be evacuated out of the park.
-poop.
-and the wave pool being shut down because of how foggy it became from the people of Carowinds.
I love my job:)